The Best Coffee Ever

The Chair of my department is a coffee connoisseur. So much so that he purchased a $2,000 automatic barista machine for the department, and a smaller version for my group. Here's a picture of it:



I thought this was a little eccentric... until I tasted the coffee. The first day it was here, I felt like Beavis in the "Cornholio" episode wigging out with a caffeine high! It's a dangerous machine....