Bugs on the Brain

She is sprinkling salt on my carpet right now.  I think she needs some help.

Her:
"It just takes one.  Did you look on the bathroom floor and see all the dead fleas laying around?  Stop Bryan!  You are a pain!"

"I dont WANT fleas in my house!"

Me:
"Okay, whatever honey.  You do what you need to do.  He's your cat."  (laughing... silently)